"THE DIAGOLON"
Be confidently assured that absolutely no one on earth is as entranced at the heights of absurdity surrounding this than I am. Imagine seeing your friends skipping rocks on a pond, so you pick one up to join in and when the stone strikes the water it causes a volcanic eruption.
There’s not much you can do at first but stand bewildered and amused.
I decided to harmlessly (I thought) embark onto the internet to express my creative ideas as millions of others around the world were doing. It seemed like something I could do with my time as a hobby. Time was something I had a lot of on my hands as a recently retired Infantry non-commissioned officer deployed to my final posting, forward operating base living room couch.
Being a stubborn fighter by nature it was impossible for me to remain silent on what is the obvious degeneration of our country, our communities, our world. The same warrior spirit that was taught and refined to me through nearly 15 years of service I would apply to the public political discourse with my own unique dark comedic spin. I would fight for my beliefs and the people I cared about with my mind and my voice. Funny enough, this decision turned out to be far more precarious, dangerous and hazardous to my life and those around me than serving in war time, regular force front line combat units.
My first deployment into the public discourse involved sharp criticism of the province, federal government and population of Halifax metro to put convicted Taliban fighter Omar Khadr on a pedestal, give him a hero’s welcome and standing ovation as many of my brothers suffered in silence, ignored by all the same people. Many of them have since succumbed to the soul crushing weight of being abandoned by their own country and taken their own lives. I take every one of these losses personally and carry them with me in my heart.
Immediately after this, the pedophile apologists and domestic terrorist supporting communists at the ‘canadian ‘ Anti Hate network revealed they had been spying on my insignificant youtube channel of less than seven hundred followers when they published a rambling diatribe about myself complete with schizophrenic selection of out of context clips and the kind of smooth brained takes you would expect from a severely disabled lobotomy victim.
It turns out, however, that a great many people agreed with my sentiments - primarily the Canadian Armed Forces to which I received hundreds of messages of support from Navy sailors to JTF2 commandos. Across the board, it was clear there was a feeling something was very wrong with the direction this country was headed. I would surmise that the people willing to lay down their lives for the country are qualified to chime in on its direction but unfortunately for them, the military forbids political discourse - unless you are a communist in which case, you’ll get promoted. A trend that’s been noticed by many more than just myself.
Fast forward some years and I’m firing shots at the RCMP for the insulting travesty that was the mass murder of 23 (and counting, there’s been suicides since) Nova Scotians. The RCMP very much hates being criticized in any way, for any reason and has a long history of targeting people who do so. Stay tuned to my court developments and if you observe in person, bring water buckets to collect cop tears.
I was added to a “Persons of Interest” list by the police and investigated by the Saskatchewan RCMP, Saskatoon Police, Ontario Provincial Police Organized Crime Unit, York Regional Police, Halifax Regional Police and the Nova Scotia RCMP. You can see some photos and more details here.
My instinct at the time was that there was a connection between the corrupt forces of our nation centered around the supersized government funded subversives at the hate network would be later proven correct in case disclosure. Various police agencies are working closely with these traitors and using their ‘articles’ as supporting intelligence to justify their ‘investigations’. If you didn’t know the police in Canada had become the STASI - now you know.
During the ongoing lunacy of 2021 I plodded along doing my usual social, political commentary with a comedic spin.
After noticing ideological patterns, I created a fictional and very absurdly insane parallel universe where Diagolon and Circulon (mortal enemies) engage in a timeless struggle. Don Cherry is a famous Dag General. Sodomy is mandated by state policy in Circulon. You get the idea?
As the knee slapping cacophony of hysterical gobbldygook sludge kept pouring out of Evan Balgord’s sex pesty drug addicted semen receptor, it evolved into a frenzied obsession.
My friends and I took it upon ourselves to link together, in actual reality, the thousands of Canadians across the country that were seperated, disenfranchised and isolated during the governments campaign of gaslighting and abuse. The Communist Network of pedophile terrorist apologists took this as a definitive indication that what we were ACTUALLY doing was building a secret underground militia that threatened the stability of the nation.
The laughs sustained us for probably the entire month of July 2021. I decided to pour gas on the fire that would inevitably burn these idiots down in embarassment with an impromptu ‘gang photo’ of some friends in very scary masks with legal, typical common firearms.
Taking the bait all the way to the root (something I’m certain everyone at CAHN is skilled in doing) they intensified their delirium in using well observed media and state connections to push this into mainline news sewer outlets to limited success. For the time being.
The entire intent and purpose of leaning into this troll was to thoroughly and extensively humiliate the hate network and anyone else that was foolish enough to take something so preposterous at face value. I anticipated making the media look very silly and probably getting the hate networks’ funding and federal support pulled.
Both of those things happened. My big miscalculation was that I had severely, perhaps catastrophically underestimated just how soft, lazy and stupid our institutions had become. Not only did the media buy this without a single follow up question to myself or anyone involved, but the national police at every level, municipal police, national intelligence gathering agency responsible for our fucking safety and knowing the difference between Al-Qaeda and a goat meme as well as the federal government at least up to the public safety minister’s office. Not to mention many members of parliament and senators blindly commented on this story as if they had some modicum of personal knowledge regarding the truth. They simply ran with a script, as my friends and I watched in horror that turned to the biggest spontaneous outburst of collective laughter I’ve ever experienced in my life. Dont believe me? I know, it sounds too stupid to be true. Do we live in a Monty Python production? Check it out.
We all know the trucker convoy story at this stage, but in case you missed it I was forced to testify againt my best interests due to pending court cases. I requested to be excused but they were so excited and eager to be humiliated that the court compelled me to testify and put my rights second.
We’re finally going to get the terrorist commander under oath on the stand! They have all the evidence! It’s all gonna come out now, you’ll see!
- said the chickens that counted their eggs before they hatched.
Check it out. Over and over and over.
How’d that fucking land for ya, big smoke?
The satisfying part is that as the central figure around this entire bizarre, embarassing and as I said on the stand - forced to participate while incarcerated at the Saskatoon Correctional Center Resort and Spa, the biggest intelligence failure in national history - I knew exactly how it was going to go.
I made a point to stress that line in bold at the inquiry for a reason. It should be impressed upon everyone in this country that the men guarding the walls at nightg to make sure terrorists, Russians or anyone else with designs on our well being are either completely and utterly inept or so politically compromised that it hardly matters anymore. We should all be very, very concerned. This is of course only some six months out from the revelations via heroic CSIS whistle blowers that in fact this entire government has been deeply compromsied since the the Mulroney days.
The fly in the ointment here is of course the infamous ‘Coutts’ story. As four men are still incarcerated awaiting trial for extremely serious allegations it would be inappropriate and selfish to comment on something that will have a tremendous impact on their lives. I will, however, reiterate that in my testimony I was cross examined under oath on this issue and I stand by my words, because it’s the truth. I pray that whatever the outcome that the process is fair and objective as it should be in our western world. I wouldn’t blame you at all for being apprehensive about being unlikely. We’ll see.
There are (so far) only two rules in Diagolon. You don’t talk about Dia- no wait, thats for phase 3. Forget I said that. And don’t go near the ‘abandoned paper street soap company’. There’s nothing going on in there.
With the help of my incredible supporters and friends, we became the primary focus of state mechanisms that exist to suppress legitimate popular dissent and we did it with cheap microphones and a fearless unapolagetic fervor to tell the truth. We also exposed for the entire world to see, exactly what I always deeply suspected while hoping to hope it wasn’t true that those setting laws and policy that have serious consequences for every person in this country - are in fact - retarded. Worse, they are as cowardly as they are mentally compromised.
The only thing more embarassing about the condition of Canadian ‘official leadership’ in this country is the shame and pain I feel not just for myself but every last soul in this land that is forced to endure the fact we are ruled by a political parasite class that has no foundation in reality whatsoever.
They are obsolete, and do nothing for any common person. Professional liars have theatrical lying competitions in public to determine who is the most popular liar.
They never miss a pay raise and will empty our collective pockets to fill a perverted degenerate drug addict’s nose, a world away while being complicit in furthering the senseless death and catastrophe that is in progress in Ukraine. Meanwhile, more than ever in decades rely on food banks to survive. Tent cities and homeless encampments are popping up all over the country. Mass migration continues unchecked, and will only increase. Tens of thousands of our people go ignored to suffer in silence from injuries forced upon them if they were lucky. The unlucky ones are burying their 13 year old sons and daughters, alone.
How’s your grocery bill? Cost of milk getting you down? Don’t worry - every political party believes in taxing your more for ‘carbon’. Are you concerned about the direction the state is taking regarding pushing dangerous political ideology into the soft minds of children? The entire political class isn’t, and they think you’re a, to quote Millhouse, ‘an odious dirtbag’ and a ‘vile racist’.
Concern for your own people’s well being and the direction of travel our society is taking is dismissed outright and treated like a mental illness while simultaneously these freaks entertain and encourage mental illness almost as fast as vacuum tax money up their noses while gorging on tens of thousands of dollars in booze while they travel around representing our nation.
I could go on and on, but the simple reality here is none of them are good people. We are being held hostage by the exceptionally weak, the outstandingly cowardly and the astoundingly inept. Using the shopping cart test (Observe a shopping cart left behind by a lazy inconsiderate average hate network enjoyer and see who puts it back) would be a quick and efficient way to upgrade every singly position in our government. Significantly, and definitively.
The average Canadian is one hundred times the quality of human being than everyone pretending to care about you in that Viceroy’s hall we call a Parliament.
Diagolon began as a one off joke that became a recurring theme.
A recurring theme and joke that became a political satire weapon.
A weapon that exposed the true nature of far too many midwit imbeciles holding power.
There never was any militia, and there never will be. Contrary to the obese, drug addicted dumpster fire alcoholics on your television and constitutiencies will tell you, I am actually not stupid. They very much are. I have no interest in violence for violence’ sake and giving these weasels exactly what they would like to claim a justification for bringing the law enforcement hammer down on every last brave person in the country to stand in the truth and refuse to move.
Fuck You. Make me. Make US.
Diagolon was a joke and a meme country. You would think a ludicrously, deliberately stupid name like ‘Diagolon’ (Klingon Empire?) would have been obvious. I did. I gave them too much credit. Does the government dress itself or does it have a nurse come in to do that for them too ?
It was never a militia. Gun culture is very common among a community that primarily lives rurally, rife with military combat veterans, hunters and sport shooters. Sometimes they like to go out and do some shooting, as everyman has been doing since guns existed. It’s been over a year and I’m still awaiting a single inquisitive question from CSIS or the RCMP on this.
They do spend a mind boggling amount of time, money and limited resources (not protecting us from potential enemy harm) to follow around, harass and intimidate my audience, supporters, friends and family. Ask them if you don’t believe me.
So what is it now?…
We’ve certainly been through quite a lot these past years. The alarming increase in government authority continues to centralize power at the expense of civil liberties and human rights. When confronted and when citizens try to hold them to account, they are locked up, smeared, intimidated or blackmailed to stop.
Many have noticed. Many of the past months and years have brought a darkness to the lives of the people I love around me that I have never before witnessed. The same kind of fear, the real kind of fear, that starts slowly and builds more and more. It starts like a shadow that grows and eventually can overtake your entire world until all you can see is the void. Hope is nowhere to be found. Our national leaders were calling us deplorable and how we ‘take up space’. That we are unacceptable and what should be ‘done with us?’. Mandatory vaccination programs were being discussed. State officials even suppored barring us from grocery stores. We were treated like second rate humans in our own home, by our own people.
Or so I thought they were our people. It broke my heart and activated a furious desire to slay this monstrous creeping malevolent force that has my loved ones dealing with a level of anxiety I hadn’t seen anyone endure since Afghanistan.
So many wrongs and unforgivable things were said and done. At the time of this writing, six of my friends took their own lives since the beginning of the ‘pandemic’. One of them I considered one of my closest friends, a bond formed in this same level of fear and anxiety that only brothers of a serious struggle can.
Where is the dignity and respect for them and the countless others that succumbed to the twenty four seven withering barrage of bullshit, disrespect, threats and gaslighting that produced the highest suicide numbers in national history?
I tried. I really did, to do what little I could to give people an island in the dark to be among like minded peers that they could talk to, vent to or take comfort they werent alone through my words. Many have told me candidly how the community we developed together during these past years have saved their lives. I’m not sure where I could have ended up myself if not for them. We all saved each other. We all hold each other together.
We are there for each other when we need it. We are the way Canadians used to be, a tribe. A people. A family.
And we’re very, very fed up with being treated like the millions across this country who share many of our sentiments - as if we don’t exist and aren’t worth considering.
Diagolon is a tribe of like minded, united, nationalist minded Canadians who would rather swallow the bitter painful truth over a fattening, poisonous lie.
We are not terrorists, traitors, communists and we don’t support the current thing. We will defend each other. We will not move.
We are soldiers.
We are lawyers.
We are business owners.
We are doctors and nurses.
We are moms, dads, sons and daughters.
We are pilots, firefighters, paramedics, retired law enforcement. Rig workers, farmers, electricians, plumbers. Mall workers. Service industry and pastors. Scientists. Fishermen, social and construction workers.
We know who we are and where we came from. We are the infamous old stock.
The elite, wealthy political class, lying media, foreign interests and foreign money are not Canada.
We are Canada.
We are the legitimate populist resistance. We are not going to shut up or go away. There are more of us everyday.
And we are everywhere.
Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
There is a better way.
RD
I'm not crying, you're crying! Thank you Jeremy \\\
Close with, and destroy them, the enemy, the evil! Thanks Jeremy.